Yes, Your Church IS Making This Sex Offender Counselor Rich
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COVID-19 may have put a lot of people out of work and driven a lot of businesses into bankruptcy but for those of us in the sex offender counseling biz, business is a boomin'! As is the case with morticians, times of plague can be very profitable for sex offender counselors of whom I am one. In good times and in bad, death and sexual criminality continue unabated. And for the boom in my forensic practice, I wanted to give a big shout out to all, and I mean all, of the churches out there. I even feel, at times, a bit guilty for all the referrals as if I've gotten away with not paying what the used car dealers call "a bird dog fee" for all the new customers. Not to worry about the guilt, I find that if I lie down for a few minutes, like Scrooge McDuck, my guilt goes away and I become giddy in the company of all those benjamins.
Yes, Your Church IS Making This Sex Offender Counselor Rich
Yes, Your Church IS Making This Sex Offender…
Yes, Your Church IS Making This Sex Offender Counselor Rich
COVID-19 may have put a lot of people out of work and driven a lot of businesses into bankruptcy but for those of us in the sex offender counseling biz, business is a boomin'! As is the case with morticians, times of plague can be very profitable for sex offender counselors of whom I am one. In good times and in bad, death and sexual criminality continue unabated. And for the boom in my forensic practice, I wanted to give a big shout out to all, and I mean all, of the churches out there. I even feel, at times, a bit guilty for all the referrals as if I've gotten away with not paying what the used car dealers call "a bird dog fee" for all the new customers. Not to worry about the guilt, I find that if I lie down for a few minutes, like Scrooge McDuck, my guilt goes away and I become giddy in the company of all those benjamins.